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MRS. NIGHTINGALE, by                    
First Line: Regarding yours, dear mrs. Nightingale
Last Line: Of nuptial bells and banns.
Subject(s): Coward, Sir Noel Peirce (1899-1973)


Regarding yours, dear Mrs Nightingale,
Of Friday, the 4th of May —
What can I candidly say —
No wonder you're deep in dismay!
Altho'
Dear Flo
Is clear in her tiny mind
That this gruesome grisly grind
Is her Destiny designed —
How shall we tell
The foolish gel
That a nurse is a slut, a Jezebel,
Whose lot is an utter, gutter hell
Of mangling and mopping
And sluicing and slopping
Out patients who — frankly —
Sweatily, dankly —
Only too ranklySMELL!

Don't let your daughter be a nurse, Mrs Nightingale,
Don't let your Flossy flush the pans.
It's unbecoming her station
To moot such mutinous plans —
She'd better serve the nation
By tittling and tattling
And prettily prattling
Of nuptial bells and banns.





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