Classic and Contemporary Poetry
IF I HAD A DONKEY, by ANONYMOUS First Line: If I had a donkey wot wouldn't go Last Line: "if I had a donkey, etc" Subject(s): Cruelty;donkeys; Burros | ||||||||
If I had a donkey wot wouldn't go, D'ye think I'd wollop him? no, no, no; But gentle means I'd try, d'ye see, Because I hate all cruelty. If all had been like me, in fact, There'd ha' been no occasion for Martin's Act, Dumb animals to prevent getting crackt On the head, For if I had a donkey wot wouldn't go I never would wollop him -- no, no, no; I'd give him some hay and cry gee O! And come up Neddy. Wot makes me mention this, this morn, I seed that cruel chap, Bill Burn, Whilst he was out a crying his greens His donkey wollop with all his means. He hit him o'er his head and thighs, He brought the tears up in his eyes, At last my blood began to rise, And I said -- If I had a donkey, etc. Bill turn'd and said to me, "Then, perhaps, You're one of these Mr. Martin chaps Wot now is seeking for occasion All for to lie an information?" Though this I stoutly did deny, Bill up and gave me a blow in the eye, And I replied, as I let fly At his head -- If I had a donkey, etc. Bill's donkey was ordered into Court, In which he caused a lot of sport; He cock'd his ears and ope'd his jaws, As if he wish'd to plead his cause, I prov'd I'd been uncommonly kind, The ass got a verdict -- Bill got fined; For his worship and I were of one mind, And he said -- If I had a donkey, etc. Bill said, "Your worship, it's very hard, But 'tisn't the fine that I regard; But times are come to a pretty pass, When you mustn't beat a stubborn ass." His worship said nothing, but shut his book, So Billy off his donkey took, The same time giving me such a look For I said -- Bill If I had a donkey, etc. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...THE DONKEY by THEODORE ROETHKE TO A YOUNG ASS; ITS MOTHER BEING TETHERED NEAR IT by SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE KERR'S ASS by PATRICK KAVANAGH MY BURRO AND I by EDA D. FLAGG DONKEYS, FR. THE SILVER SPOON by JOHN GALSWORTHY THE DONKEY LOADED WITH RELICS by JEAN DE LA FONTAINE CLANCY THE BURRO'S FIRST DAY IN HEAVEN by DAVID WAGONER TIS A LITTLE JOURNEY by ANONYMOUS |
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