Classic and Contemporary Poetry
A PRE-ADAMITE ON EVOLUTION, by AMELIA WOODWARD TRUESDELL First Line: An aged king of gorillas sat Last Line: Nor dreamed that her kind could be free. Subject(s): Animals; Apes; Darwin, Charles (1809-1882); Evolution; Nature; Gorillas; Chimpanzees; Gibbons; Orangutans | ||||||||
An aged king of gorillas sat By the side of his wrinkled spouse; Beneath a drooping banana tree They renewed his birthday vows. Quoth he, while a bunch of the fruit he plucked To lay at her royal feet; "To burden this day with forebodings of state, I know that it is not meet; "But my heart is sore for the future youth, For our tribe and the very race. A nation's weakness approaches fast In the changes of form and face. "Of seven full generations now Patriarchal chief am I. Not a son has the strength his father had; They carry their heads too high. "There goes our cousin Chimpanzee, the knave; Ignominious shelter he makes, To hide himself from the foe and the storm, With a shelter of brushes and brakes. "O degenerate sons of the future gorilla, Can you hurl great rocks at the foe; Can you lash them with trees? Can you frighten the beasts With a voice they have learned to know?" And he beat his great breast with concussion profound, At his people's evolving disgrace; But his queen held her peace till his wrath should abate; This dame knew her proper place. "Does my lord forget," she ventured at last, "When he came a-courting of me, That I was more fair than my mother had been, He deemed it most good to see? "And the fathers find nothing more worthy today In the stories of ancient wives, Than the deed of a modern gorilla maid Whose tact saved a hundred lives. "Has your highness a stride less majestic and firm Than his sires who went on all four? And we lack not the berries and betel nuts Though we swing in the tree tops no more. "And recall how our foes have been vanquished By the traps our children designed; Perhaps Nature may reach compensation at last In a race of a subtler mind." But he shook his grey head in a muttering storm: "Such degeneration will bring The noble race of Gorillas ere long To a pale-faced naked thing. "A creature so weak and enfeebled he'll be That in two generations he's old; His short arms may drop off altogether, I fear, Like the tails of which we are told. "A weakling, short-armed and bald-headed forsooth! Afraid of the cold and the heat! When the mermaids at twilight are singing their psalms, He'll do for the shore's front seat. "Ha! The females of that generation!" he roared Again, as if struck with new woes: "Will they stalk through the forest, unblushing and bold? Who'll marry such creatures as those!" "Perhaps," said his listening target again, "Those fair Gorillítas might twine For their shivering bodies some cover of grace With the leaves of the clinging vine. "And then there's the plantain, and fig leaf so broad, And the frond-bordered fern and the brake." Thus early did instincts Parisian appear The masculine scorn to awake. "A female in plantains and fig leaves beswaddled, And tied round with twisted sticks!" Sneered her lord. "Have you, my dear Madam, I pray, Been trying such ladylike tricks?" "My tribe in banana leaves bandaged and hid, Whose arms scarce hold their own weight, And sleeping in shelter of rushes and ferns, Call you this a higher estate? "Don't tell me of better conditions again; I'm sick of this twaddle, quite! I say if this fad of evolving goes on Our race will be out of sight." He had asked for his lady's opinion, 'tis true; Then scornfully threw it away; But the world has evolved to such blessed estate, That the male never does so to-day. But this king, undeveloped and crude of mind, Into fury had lashed his wrath; And he crashed through the forest despoiling at will Every helpless thing in his path. His queen, whose inherited kingdom he ruled, To the shade of their household tree, On her back bore the nuts and banana-branch; Nor dreamed that her kind could be free. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...WE MUST BE POLITE: 1 by CARL SANDBURG ORANGUTAN REHAB by KAREN SWENSON THE TWO APES OF BRUEGHEL by WISLAWA SZYMBORSKA TEACHING THE APE TO WRITE POEMS by JAMES TATE THE APE AND THE FOX, ON THE FRUITS OF GREEDINESS AND CREDULITY by JOHN BYROM THE MAN FORBID by JOHN DAVIDSON HIMALAYA APE by OLIVER MURRAY EDWARDS HIMMY'S OUTING by OLIVER MURRAY EDWARDS 87 CASA GRANDE by AMELIA WOODWARD TRUESDELL |
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